Okay?

oknope:

you never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.

allthedarlingthings:

Jewelry for fidgeters. Love it.

(Source: fairytale-caro-chan)

  • Augustus: so your name is four
  • Tobias: yeah
  • Augustus: you could say it's a metafour
  • Tobias: will you stop

meladoodle:

the final step in this recipe didn’t say “enjoy!” so i threw my food in the trash

(Source: meladoodle)

mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

  • parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
  • clock: 11:01
  • me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now

vibhrancy:

meeting someone with the same music taste is seriously the best thing ever

(Source: maudit)

(Source: iraffiruse)

idolizingidina:

"No, I’m not seasick. Yes, I have always been green. No, I didn’t eat grass as a child." —Elphaba, Wicked